I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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