question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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