You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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