my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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