so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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