I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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