Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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