In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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