so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
sex on a bike is impossible
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