We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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