it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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