sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
accomplished twins. life is a go
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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