How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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