hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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