you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
In other news, I just burned my penis
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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