i barfeds in our rink
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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