I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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