when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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