I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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