If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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