i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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