As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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