if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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