You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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