4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I could fuck to npr.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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