We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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