yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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