We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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