But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
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