he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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