the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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