Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Randomize
