Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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