"it" just moved
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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