butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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