Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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