508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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