dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Randomize
