How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
