so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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