you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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