I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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