...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I love you. Go after that dick
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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