great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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