You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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