i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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