so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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