nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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