Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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