I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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