You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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