If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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