How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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