sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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