what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Randomize
