I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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